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FRASSADYS Home Based Business Blog-Cookie-Based Technology

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Skiing Weekend?

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

“I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,” she explained.

“I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”

“Don’t worry,” Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn.

And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.”

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?”

“Yes, I do.”

“Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”

“Yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

“I have to admit that I did.”

“And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?”

Bob’s face turned red and he said, “Yeah, sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did. Why do you ask?”

“She just died and left me everything.”

Cookie-Based Technology

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FRASSADYS Home Based Business Blog-Affiliate Marketing Oriented Forum

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Grey Hair?

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

She suddenly noticed that her mother
has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while andthen said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Affiliate Marketing Oriented Forum

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FRASSADYS Home Based Business Blog-Going Full Time

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A bit of Levity

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

Going Full Time

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FRASSADYS Home Based Business Blog-Newsletters and Ezines

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‘A Nobel Prize?’

Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing.

Bob, curious to find out what’s happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, ‘Excuse me Farmer Harris, could you tell me what you are you doing?’

‘I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize, ‘the farmer replies.

‘A Nobel Prize?’ enquires Bob, puzzled. ‘How?’

‘Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.’

Newsletters and Ezines

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One of the easiest ways to sell products, get customers to sign up and make profits is to use newsletter advertising or the ezine advertising.

What is an Ezine Advertising?

Ezine is also known as the newsletters. Ezine stands for Electronic Magazine.

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FRASSADYS Home Based Business Blog-Position Yourself Wisely

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deaf wife?

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.

He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.”

Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?”

No response. So, the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again, there is no response.

So, he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

“Clyde, for the fifth time… CHICKEN!”

Position Yourself Wisely

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