A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”
“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo.
They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”
“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!!
There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
What in the world are you doing here?” he demanded. “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”
“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde,” but we had money left over — so now we’re going to Sea World.”
You’ve seen it before as businesses will try to impress using totals and percentage of totals,and all kinds of numbers.
My colleague used to play in a brass band that performed in park bandstands. It was their policy to keep playing until every member of the audience had gone.
One wet afternoon, they played to a small group that gradually dwindled, except for one man who lingered. So the band played on. And on.
Eventually, the tuba player sidled over to the onlooker and politely asked him to leave so the band could go home.
“Actually,” said the man. “I was waiting for the music to finish so I could put the chairs away.”
Boomers Reading Content
First,you want to make a decision on what type of eproduct you’d like to create.
Like an informational product or a how-to product.
An informational eBook for example, you could sell via Kindle.
A genie and an idiot
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
Don’t Reinvent the Wheel
The great thing about affiliate marketing through JVZoo or ClickBank is that the affiliate can start earning nearly as much as the product creator without having to create a product.
You don’t have to spend lots of time and money creating a product, because you market eproducts in those affiliate networks in which eproducts are already created and ready to be sold online.