Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “Earthquake!!”
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The redhead then screams, “Tornado!!”
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She, too, escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .”
The blonde shouts, “Fire”!!
(if there are blonds out there, this is tongue-in- cheek only!)
Legal Structures Protect You and your Business
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To create an LLC, you’ll need to file “articles of organization”with the LLC part of your state government, this is usually part of the Secretary of State’s office.
A rabbi, a priest and a minister got together for lunch once a week.
One day, one made the comment that preaching to people wasn’t really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they all got together to discuss the experience.
Father Flannery went first.
His arm was in a sling, he was using crutches to walk, and his arms and legs were heavily bandaged.
“Well,” he said, “I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.
Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around.
So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, holy…, he became as gentle a lamb.
The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.”
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip.
In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed,
“WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don’t sprinkle!
I went out and I FOUND a bear. And then I began to
READ to my bear from the HOLY WORD!
But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.
So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle.
We wrestled DOWN one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek.
So, fast as I could, I DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul.
And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.
They both looked down at Rabbi Goldberg, who was lying in a hospital bed.
He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.
The rabbi looked up and said, “Looking back on it, circumcision might not have been the best way to start.”
Inherent Reality Of The MLM
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People are joining MLMs on a daily basis.
MLMers are from all over the world, many have been in business for over 20 years or more.
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a Doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right…. But I’ll stick with my Moped!”
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 150 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer !
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 200 mph.
He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do !
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, “I’m a doctor… Is there anything I can do for you ?”
The old man whispers,
“Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!”
Have Serious Doubts
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When you initially sit down and plan your blog and your brand there are several important sections about which you’ll need to think.
Two of which are content creation and traffic suggestions.
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