Why don’t lobsters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. Insects really bug me! A dog gave birth to puppies at the roadside and was fined for littering. The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line. Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good. How does a farmer count his cows? With a cow-culator. Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
Gett’n It Out There
Most marketers realize that constantly promoting is key.
Unless you’ve exceptional marketing talents,which most marketers don’t have, they must do constant promotions.
You can put out a fantastic piece of work, but your primary duty is the most important.
Two ninety-one year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him every day.
“Sam,” says Moe, “You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years.
Sam, you have to do me one favor.
When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you’ve got to let me know if there’s baseball in Heaven.”
Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, “Moe, you’ve been my best friend many years.
This favor, if it is at all possible, I’ll do for you.”
And shortly after that, Sam passes on.
It is midnight a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him, “Moe…. Moe….”
“Who is it?” says Moe sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”
“Moe, it’s me, Sam.” “Come on. You’re not Sam. Sam just died.”
“I’m telling you,” insists the voice. “It’s me, Sam!” “Sam? Is that you? Where are you?”
“I’m in heaven,” says Sam, “and I’ve got to tell you, I’ve got really good news… and a little bad news.”
“So, tell me the good news first,” says Moe. “The good news,” says Sam “is that there is baseball in heaven.
Better yet, all our old buddies who’ve gone before us are there. Better yet, we’re all young men again. Better yet, it’s always spring time and it never rains or snows.
And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired!”
“Really?” says Moe, “That is fantastic, wonderful, beyond my wildest dreams!
But, what’s the bad news?”
“You’re pitching next Tuesday!”
An Online Identity
By creating a unique and impressive identity you may be able to set yourself apart from other SBOs in your niche.
How are you able to do this?
You can hire a brand identity designer.
But what is this brand identity design and who are these brand identity designers?
Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.”
But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”
Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, “Ethel, you know I’m 87 years old now.
If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.”
Once again Ethel replied, “Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”
This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen folks, I’ll make a deal with you.
I’ll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you!
But if you say just one word, it’s 50 dollars.”
Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel.
The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn’t so much as one word said.
When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, “Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you.
I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t.
I’m really impressed!”
Walter replied, “Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!”
CPM Ad Hoc Oriented
Never build your business on one lead source.
You’ve seen and worked with the large networks such as Google, Twitter, YouTube, Linkedin, and Facebook.
You’ve also seen how many rules they have, and how fickle they are.
They can kick you off their network at any time, and give you absolutely no reason why.
She spent the first day sadly packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down on the floor in the dining room by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp and caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She replaced the end caps on the curtain rods and cleaned up the kitchen. Then she moved out.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything from cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off poison gas, during which they had to move out for a few days.
They even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her they were selling the house but did not tell the real reasons why.
She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea about the smell, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork for her to sign.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.
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