Francis Cassady 070119
Outsmart his Attorney?
The IRS decides to audit Jim, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Jim shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.
I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Jim. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”
Jim says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “No way! It’s a bet.” Jim removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor’s jaw drops.
Jim says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
The auditor can tell Jim isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Jim removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Jim’s attorney as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Jim asks.
“I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and spit into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Jim stands beside the desk but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the spit reach the wastebasket on other side
He pretty much gets it all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Jim’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney.
“This morning, Jim told me he’d been summoned for an audit.
He bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here, spit all over an IRS official’s desk and that you’d be happy about it.”
More Interesting Than Fantasy
If you want to start up a blog, the best thing to do is just find a topic you care about and get started.
Obviously, if your visitors like your posts, they will most likely return to read new blogs.
Whether you want to create a humor blog or one related to IM, or another niche,anyone can create a unique and interesting blog.
Writing , like singing, is always about the heart and soul, much more than the mechanics of writing articles or a regular blog.
If you are planning to start up your own blog, think carefully about what you want to write about.
Don’t just write about what you think others will want to hear.
You really need to put yourself, your personality, and reality into your posts and articles
Write what you enjoy, or even about your life and important events in your life.
People love reality, and reality is always better and more interesting than fantasy.
Be yourself, be real and your blog posts will jump out with exciting, interesting information.
Since blogs are written on a more personal level, you should avoid writing in formal tones.
This will make it easier for the reader to relate to you on a personal level.
This will keep your readers coming back later on to read more of the blogs you write.
Use pictures in your content, as a picture’s worth a thousand words.
This is especially important when blogging. Also, very important when writing a technical blog.
Pictures you post can show more than your words can portray.
Pictures can also change the entire mood of the piece,from dull to interesting.
Use stirring titles that will generate responses or debates.
Interesting titles that’ll compel.
Make your titles intriguing enough to entice your readers to continue reading, and voice their opinion.
Use relevant questions that beg the reader to include their thoughts.
Be sure to add supporting information like infographics,charts, and graphs.
You can use video content,or podcasts, or just use alternative creative application on your posts, like PDF booklets, Whitepapers or templates.
Even something like a simple download page for your blog can make for many more visits to your blog.
To convert an article to an PDF file, use the WordPress plugin.
Use the Print, PDF & Email by PrintFriendly plugin.
Try to increase the excitement of your blog by creating templates for your blogs.
This is very important, blogs can look boring and unattractive, even if they’ve something significant offered.
With a little bit of tweaking, you can completely change your viewers impression of your blog.
With a few splashes of design, you can really make a great impression.
Make your blog a primary source of information on the topic.
With a simple read through your site, your viewer should feel like they have a thorough understanding of your niche.
This will ensure that your readers will come back to your site when they have more questions on the topic.
IMers and SBOs have the potential to create a popular blog when content is value-add and/or interesting.
Remember that you can build content from ideas on the WWW.
One great piece about the Internet is that like the stars, there’s an infinite amount of information and ideas.
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path. Buddha
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Francis Cassady’s Bio
I retired in network engineering from Qwest Corporation,now Century Link Corporation.I’d volunteered for two years with RSVP (retired seniors volunteer program),guardians angels retirement community,Minnesota Responds (public health volunteer),and the Elk River food shelf. I also work out in the gym,so I studied and received a NASM certification for personal training.I had a significant surgery in October of 2010 and again in September of 2011.When I was at home recuperating ,I started an online business,Cassady Online LLC, main sites are Startyourownbiznow.com,Frassadys.com and Cassnethosting.com-a professional hosting and site builder. I’m a Blogger,Affiliate and Internet Marketer.