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Frassadys Home Based Business Blog-More Interesting Than Fantasy

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Outsmart his Attorney?

The IRS decides to audit Jim, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor is not surprised when Jim shows up with his attorney.

The auditor says, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.

I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”

“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Jim. “How about a demonstration?”

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”

Jim says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”

The auditor thinks a moment and says, “No way! It’s a bet.” Jim removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor’s jaw drops.

Jim says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”

The auditor can tell Jim isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.

Jim removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Jim’s attorney as a witness.

He starts to get nervous.

“Want to go double or nothing?” Jim asks.

“I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and spit into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Jim stands beside the desk but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the spit reach the wastebasket on other side

He pretty much gets it all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Jim’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.

“Not really,” says the attorney.

“This morning, Jim told me he’d been summoned for an audit.

He bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here, spit all over an IRS official’s desk and that you’d be happy about it.”

More Interesting Than Fantasy

Frassadys Home Based Business Blog

If you want to start up a blog, the best thing to do is just find a topic you care about and get started.

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Frassadys Home Based Business Blog-Integrate Two Techniques

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Fun Puns

I’d love to visit Holland, wooden shoe?

Britain is a wet place due to the queen’s long reign.

The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.

Goats in France are great musicians because they have French horns.

Did you know that donuts were first made in Greece?

A practical Czech is considered to be Praguematic.

British TVs have to cross the English Channel.

The pharaohs of Egypt came up with the first pyramid scheme.

People in Switzerland can’t learn to ski without a lot of alp.

A new country decided to conduct a flag poll…

Integrate Two Techniques

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Copywriting is an essential part of internet marketing, as is content marketing.

Copywriting and content marketing,a predominant part of which is blogging, but they aren’t the same.

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Frassadys Home Based Business Blog-Digital Promotions

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Angry wife?

Bob left work one Friday evening.

But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

He replied, “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Digital Promotions

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You can probably come up with three categories of products you can sell in an online venture, personal products,affiliate products, and resale rights products or PLR.

Some of the benefits to selling your own products, include control over pricing, also,online products which you can incorporate into your brand.

One of the first personal-product ideas is the eBook. Continue reading Frassadys Home Based Business Blog-Digital Promotions

Frassadys Home Based Business Blog-Website Functionality

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Physician says these are actual comments patients made while he was performing colonoscopies.

“Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
“Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
“Can you hear me NOW?”
“Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
“You know, in Arkansas , we’re now legally married.”
“Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
“You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey….”
“Hey!! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”
“Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
and THE winner is
“Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”

Website Functionality

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As a high capacity plan will provide you with much faster connection, or access speed,for your customers and more disk space. Continue reading Frassadys Home Based Business Blog-Website Functionality

Frassadys Home Based Business Blog-PPC For In-Demand Niche Products

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“Goodbye Mom”

A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Goodbye, Mom” as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.”

She then went through the checkout … and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mother.”

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.

“How come so much? I only bought 5 items..”

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said you’d pay for her things, too.”

PPC For In-Demand Niche Products

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