Francis Cassady 061619
Don’t roll your eyes, these are all in fun!
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer…
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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